I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.