Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.