Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.