I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.