Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.