Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.