Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!