Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.