You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.