Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...