I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.