Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.