"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
Hello there, how do you brew?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0