Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
You are my butter-half!
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
God was just showing off when he made you.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.