Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
How much will $20 get me?
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
When are you due back in heaven?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
You are the object of my preposition.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.