If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Wanna churn butter with me?
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
I C Major potential in us getting together.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
You really flipturn me on.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
I can score from multiple positions.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."