Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
You are my density!
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.