I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Belize let me hold you.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
You have been running through my mind all day.
Can you drive my car?
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
So how many cats do you have?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You can stand under my umbrella.
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
I want to stretch with you.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
My fridge is hotter than you.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Do you like free samples?