Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
You have been running through my mind all day.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.