You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
Are you a red light because stop.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
I can be your travel pillow.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
You’re Isaacly my type
I'm at my best during overtime.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
I can score from multiple positions.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
I Tour de Francy you.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.