Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.