I’m soy into you.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
You're such a TEAse.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Hello there, how do you brew?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.