Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines

Coffee makes everything better, including these terrible and cheesy coffee shop pick up lines!

Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines

I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I’m soy into you.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.