This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I’m soy into you.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
You're such a TEAse.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Hello there, how do you brew?
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.