Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
You're such a TEAse.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Hello there, how do you brew?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I’m soy into you.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?