Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Hello there, how do you brew?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
You're such a TEAse.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
I’m soy into you.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.