Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I’m soy into you.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
You're such a TEAse.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!