Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
You're such a TEAse.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I’m soy into you.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Hello there, how do you brew?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.