Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines

Coffee makes everything better, including these terrible and cheesy coffee shop pick up lines!

Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines

You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
You're such a TEAse.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Hello there, how do you brew?
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I’m soy into you.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I like the way you espresso yourself.