Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I’m soy into you.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
You're such a TEAse.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
I like the way you espresso yourself.