Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
You're such a TEAse.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I’m soy into you.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.