You're such a TEAse.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Hello there, how do you brew?
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I’m soy into you.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.