That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I’m soy into you.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You're such a TEAse.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?