The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Hello there, how do you brew?
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I’m soy into you.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
You're such a TEAse.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.