I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I like the way you espresso yourself.