The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.