If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
God was just showing off when he made you.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.