Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?