Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
God was just showing off when he made you.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.