Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
There’s snow one like you.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
God was just showing off when he made you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.