Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
There’s snow one like you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.