Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
There’s snow one like you.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.