Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I didn't know angels flew this low.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
There’s snow one like you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.