I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
There’s snow one like you.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.