Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
God was just showing off when he made you.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
There’s snow one like you.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.