Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
God was just showing off when he made you.