I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.