Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
God was just showing off when he made you.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
There’s snow one like you.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.