Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
There’s snow one like you.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.