Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
God was just showing off when he made you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
There’s snow one like you.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.