Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
There’s snow one like you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?