Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
When are you going to invite me to church?
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?