Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.