I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
I've only got three months to live.
Are you a model?
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.