You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Are you a model?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I've only got three months to live.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Someone said you were looking for me.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.