Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.