"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you a model?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I want you more than I want world peace.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!