I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
I want you more than I want world peace.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Someone said you were looking for me.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.