Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
I've only got three months to live.