Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you a model?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.