Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I want you more than I want world peace.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
I've only got three months to live.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.