Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
I've only got three months to live.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Someone said you were looking for me.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?