Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!