Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
I want you more than I want world peace.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.