Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are you a model?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.