Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.