Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Are you a model?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?