Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Someone said you were looking for me.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Are you a model?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
I've only got three months to live.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?