Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
I want you more than I want world peace.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Are you a model?
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
I've only got three months to live.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?