Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Are you a model?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.