Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Are you a model?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
I want you more than I want world peace.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.