Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Are you a model?
I want you more than I want world peace.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.