Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I've only got three months to live.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.