Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

I want you more than I want world peace.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.