Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.