Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I want you more than I want world peace.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Someone said you were looking for me.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
I've only got three months to live.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?