Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.