Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.