Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.