Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
You had me at taco.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Wanna churn butter with me?
I really caribou-t you.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?