Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

Help me score one more time for team Canada?
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I really caribou-t you.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Wanna churn butter with me?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.