How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Wanna churn butter with me?
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
You had me at taco.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.