Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
You had me at taco.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I really caribou-t you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.