Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
I really caribou-t you.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.