Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I really caribou-t you.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
You had me at taco.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.