Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Haida there, gorgeous.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
You had me at taco.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I really caribou-t you.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!