Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I really caribou-t you.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I really caribou-t you.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
You had me at taco.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.