You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Wanna churn butter with me?
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I really caribou-t you.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.