Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
I really caribou-t you.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
I really caribou-t you.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Wanna churn butter with me?
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Haida there, gorgeous.