Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Wanna churn butter with me?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?