Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

I really caribou-t you.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
I really caribou-t you.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Wanna churn butter with me?
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
You had me at taco.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.