Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.