Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Wanna churn butter with me?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I really caribou-t you.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!