You had me at taco.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I really caribou-t you.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Haida there, gorgeous.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?