You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Wanna churn butter with me?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I really caribou-t you.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I really caribou-t you.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Haida there, gorgeous.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.