Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
You had me at taco.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I really caribou-t you.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I really caribou-t you.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?