The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You had me at taco.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Haida there, gorgeous.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.