On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Haida there, gorgeous.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I really caribou-t you.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Wanna churn butter with me?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.