Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You had me at taco.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I really caribou-t you.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Wanna churn butter with me?
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.