Canadian Pick Up Lines

Use these funny pick up lines to impress someone Canadian.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I really caribou-t you.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I really caribou-t you.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
You had me at taco.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.