I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I really caribou-t you.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I really caribou-t you.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
You had me at taco.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.