“July is a blind date with summer.”
– Hal Borland
“During summer vacation, you get to do all your favorite things; cook hot dogs over a campfire (while being eaten alive by mosquitoes).”
– Bruce Lansky
“Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.”
— Rita Rudner
"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a bad idea"
“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.”
-Walter Winchell
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson
“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”
“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’”
– Robin Williams
"It's unsticking-your-thighs-from-a-plastic-chair season"
“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.”
— Katie Lee
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
“Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush.”
– Doug Larson
“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.”
–Frank Tyger
If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!”
― April Mae Monterrosa
"I need summer to be longer so I have more time to do nothing"
"Pollen- when flowers can't keep it in their plants"
“Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.”