Summer should get a speeding ticket
“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson
“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.”
— Katie Lee
“Heat, ma'am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”
- Sydney Smith
“Yes, I deserve a spring – I owe nobody nothing."
– Virginia Woolf
"Summer does mean no school for my children. Hey, who doesn’t deserve a three-month break after a rigorous year of kindergarten?"
– Jim Gaffigan
"Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I’m so hungry"
– Maria Bamford
"Summer- the time when parents realize how underpaid teachers actually are"
“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.”
– John Mayer
“Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.”
— Rita Rudner
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.”
– Raymond Duncan
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"I like swimming in a sun shirt. People always look at me like I fell in the pool"
– Jim Gaffigan
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”
– Sam Keen
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!”
― Catherine Pulsifer
"I need summer to be longer so I have more time to do nothing"
"The only b.s I need is bikini and sandals"
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