“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.”
― Michelle Franklin
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
– Mark Twain
“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.”
— Katie Lee
"The only b.s I need is bikini and sandals"
“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”
– Sam Keen
"Went outside today. Very hot. There were bugs. Zero stars, would not recommend"
“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.”
-Walter Winchell
"I don't tan. I burn"
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
– Nora Ephron
"Summer- the time when parents realize how underpaid teachers actually are"
"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a bad idea"
“Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.”
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
- Steve Martin
“The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying.”
–Arnold Glasow
"I can't wait to start blaming my normal lack of productivity on it being summer"
“Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.”
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.”
– John Mayer
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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