“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
- Steve Martin
“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.”
– James Dent
"I'm happier than a seagull with a french fry"
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
– Nora Ephron
“During summer vacation, you get to do all your favorite things; cook hot dogs over a campfire (while being eaten alive by mosquitoes).”
– Bruce Lansky
Summer should get a speeding ticket
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"I like swimming in a sun shirt. People always look at me like I fell in the pool"
– Jim Gaffigan
"The only b.s I need is bikini and sandals"
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.”
– Raymond Duncan
"It's unsticking-your-thighs-from-a-plastic-chair season"
“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.”
– John Mayer
“When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.”
— Taylor Swift
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!”
― Catherine Pulsifer
“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.”
― Michelle Franklin
“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”
- Anne Fadiman
It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...