“During summer vacation, you get to do all your favorite things; cook hot dogs over a campfire (while being eaten alive by mosquitoes).”
– Bruce Lansky
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
– Mark Twain
"Summer- the time when parents realize how underpaid teachers actually are"
If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!”
― April Mae Monterrosa
“Heat, ma'am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”
- Sydney Smith
“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.”
– James Dent
“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”
– Sam Keen
“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”
- Anne Fadiman
“Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.”
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush.”
– Doug Larson
Summer should get a speeding ticket
"I don't tan. I burn"
“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"
– Steven Wright
“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.”
-Walter Winchell
“When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.”
— Taylor Swift
“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.”
― Michelle Franklin
"I can't wait to start blaming my normal lack of productivity on it being summer"
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