"Pollen- when flowers can't keep it in their plants"
“Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush.”
– Doug Larson
It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...
"Went outside today. Very hot. There were bugs. Zero stars, would not recommend"
“The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying.”
–Arnold Glasow
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.”
-Russell Baker
“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”
- Anne Fadiman
"I need summer to be longer so I have more time to do nothing"
“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”
– Sam Keen
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
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"I like swimming in a sun shirt. People always look at me like I fell in the pool"
– Jim Gaffigan
“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.”
– James Dent
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I’m so hungry"
– Maria Bamford
"Summer- the time when parents realize how underpaid teachers actually are"
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!”
― Catherine Pulsifer
“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”
“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.”
― Michelle Franklin
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