"I can't wait to start blaming my normal lack of productivity on it being summer"
"I need summer to be longer so I have more time to do nothing"
“When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.”
— Taylor Swift
“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson
“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.”
-Walter Winchell
“Yes, I deserve a spring – I owe nobody nothing."
– Virginia Woolf
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
– Mark Twain
It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.”
– Raymond Duncan
“Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.”
— Rita Rudner
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.”
– John Mayer
"Went outside today. Very hot. There were bugs. Zero stars, would not recommend"
“The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying.”
–Arnold Glasow
“Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy.”
– Regina Brett
“Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.”
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
"I'm happier than a seagull with a french fry"
"Summer does mean no school for my children. Hey, who doesn’t deserve a three-month break after a rigorous year of kindergarten?"
– Jim Gaffigan
“July is a blind date with summer.”
– Hal Borland
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