“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”
– Sam Keen
"Went outside today. Very hot. There were bugs. Zero stars, would not recommend"
"I can't wait to start blaming my normal lack of productivity on it being summer"
"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a bad idea"
"Summer does mean no school for my children. Hey, who doesn’t deserve a three-month break after a rigorous year of kindergarten?"
– Jim Gaffigan
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
“The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying.”
–Arnold Glasow
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
– Mark Twain
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
– Nora Ephron
“July is a blind date with summer.”
– Hal Borland
“Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush.”
– Doug Larson
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.”
-Russell Baker
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.”
– Raymond Duncan
“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.”
— Katie Lee
"I'm happier than a seagull with a french fry"
"I need summer to be longer so I have more time to do nothing"
If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!”
― April Mae Monterrosa
"It's unsticking-your-thighs-from-a-plastic-chair season"
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