“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.”
– Raymond Duncan
“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.”
― Michelle Franklin
"The only b.s I need is bikini and sandals"
“Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.”
“Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy.”
– Regina Brett
“Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush.”
– Doug Larson
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!”
― Catherine Pulsifer
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”
- Anne Fadiman
"It's unsticking-your-thighs-from-a-plastic-chair season"
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
- Steve Martin
“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”
"Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I’m so hungry"
– Maria Bamford
“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.”
– John Mayer
"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a bad idea"
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