“Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.”
“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.”
— Katie Lee
"It's unsticking-your-thighs-from-a-plastic-chair season"
“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.”
-Walter Winchell
“Yes, I deserve a spring – I owe nobody nothing."
– Virginia Woolf
“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson
“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”
– Sam Keen
"Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I’m so hungry"
– Maria Bamford
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"I like swimming in a sun shirt. People always look at me like I fell in the pool"
– Jim Gaffigan
“Heat, ma'am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”
- Sydney Smith
Summer should get a speeding ticket
“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”
“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.”
― Michelle Franklin
“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"
– Steven Wright
"Pollen- when flowers can't keep it in their plants"
“During summer vacation, you get to do all your favorite things; cook hot dogs over a campfire (while being eaten alive by mosquitoes).”
– Bruce Lansky
"The only b.s I need is bikini and sandals"
“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’”
– Robin Williams
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