“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.”
— Katie Lee
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
– Nora Ephron
“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”
“Heat, ma'am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”
- Sydney Smith
“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’”
– Robin Williams
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"I like swimming in a sun shirt. People always look at me like I fell in the pool"
– Jim Gaffigan
"Summer- the time when parents realize how underpaid teachers actually are"
"I don't tan. I burn"
“The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying.”
–Arnold Glasow
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.”
– John Mayer
“During summer vacation, you get to do all your favorite things; cook hot dogs over a campfire (while being eaten alive by mosquitoes).”
– Bruce Lansky
“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”
"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a bad idea"
“July is a blind date with summer.”
– Hal Borland
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.”
–Frank Tyger
"Went outside today. Very hot. There were bugs. Zero stars, would not recommend"
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!”
― Catherine Pulsifer
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