“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
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