“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Monday should be optional.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
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