“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
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