“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
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