“Monday should be optional.”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
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