“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
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