“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
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