“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
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