“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
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