“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
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