"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey."
– Babs Hoffman
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
“It’s my car now, but as soon as it’s fixed, it’ll be my daughter’s again.”
– Jeff Stahler
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
– Prince Philip
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.”
– Enzo Ferrari
“A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.”
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
– Dan Rather
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
– George Burns
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– Steven Wright
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
– George Carlin