“Driving at night is about communicating with lights.”
— Lukhman Pambra
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.”
– Dave Barry
“A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.”
“Until you’ve learned to drive, you’ve never really learned how to swear.”
— Robert Paul
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”
― Tommy Cooper
“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.”
– John Green
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.”
– Enzo Ferrari
"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery."
- Douglas Horton
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
"Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on."
- Maxwell Maltz
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey."
– Babs Hoffman
“If you don’t like how I drive, get off the sidewalk.”
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
– George Burns
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