"Like all bad drivers, he thought he was the best driver in the world."
- Rebecca West
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
– George Carlin
“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.”
– John Green
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
— Mac McCleary
“I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window.”
– Miriam Toews
“Driving at night is about communicating with lights.”
— Lukhman Pambra
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”
― Tommy Cooper
“It’s my car now, but as soon as it’s fixed, it’ll be my daughter’s again.”
– Jeff Stahler
“If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.”
"Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on."
- Maxwell Maltz
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
“How did my driving test go? You could say I mailed it!”
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld
“Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.”
– John Updike
"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery."
- Douglas Horton
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